The bar, Capt. Jakes, is
rundown. It’s definitely seen better days, but if you
want sexy characters, we’ve got plenty.
Take Elke, the flaxen
haired Viking princess, who keeps the drinks flowing with a
smile as she nudges her bountiful breasts against the bodies
of the male regulars. You want controversy. Try India, the
cantankerous hippie weed dealer, who sits sentry at the
door. He enjoys making provocative and offensive comments as
he flees for a toke from the unwanted advances of Ocean, the
den mother of the bar.
You want music. Try our jukebox or sit
back and listen to Geri, who sings her heart out every
Tuesday evening. Her hysterical contagious laugh and bawdy
humour inject the dive with some light-hearted moments. You
want heroes. Go no further than Maverick, the former captain
of a professional hockey team, who spearheads the “Save
Capt. Jake’s” crew.
Losing is not in his vocabulary, but high heels are a
must for him on special occasions.
want an evil villainess, voila Sylvia, a bombastic
ball-breaking bitch with money and too much time on her
hands. She is Chair of the Board of Governors which runs the
building where Capt. Jake’s is located. She fights Maverick
for the soul of the neighbourhood. However, their mutual
sexual attraction is fulfilled with “rough trade”.
Roll the drums for the chatty parrot,
Sinbad, who comments on the antics of the regulars and
mimics their outrageous comments. Through the eyes of Sinbad
and his owner, Capt. Jake, and the CCTV cameras everywhere,
we take you, the viewer, each week on a crazy magic